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fun things to fuck (if youre a winner)
fuck the front door
fuck the back
fuck the good girls with the knack
fuck the government
until they fuck you back
fuck a muslim
fuck a jew
fuck fans of blink 182
that's illegal if you were born in '83
fuck a bean cheese burrito
fuck a bowl of cookie dough
fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
fuck a cop
fuck a marine
fuck a jar of vaseline
fuck a calzone with pepperoni
fuck a midget
fuck a dwarf
fuck chris cringle with an elf
but before you fuck it all...
go fuck yourself!
