the humblest man in the world

i soar like a balding eagle or a nearsighted hawk

am i conceited pigeon or a modest peacock?

i'm an in outsider, petticoat tail rider

i'm not a criminal, but i'm kind of a crimer

for sure, the humblest man

 

my lifelong job is to live in improv

i can't comprehend the mundane

i'm more sincere than a person who's very sincere

when i say living a normal life is simply profane

 

the least narcissistic cordial rockstar

i never kick that joke ball too far

he's the punk rock icon seen on TMZ

does anyone here wanna hang out with me?

 

the right wrong medicine won't make you live longer

what does kill you won't make you stronger

the punk rock night birds of a feather will always rock together

 

he's the humblest man on the planet

give me any joke, i will deadpan it

if humility's like wine, i'm getting finer with age

he's the most unpretentous NOFX member on stage

alright

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