i'm a rat
in a trap
and i'm happy about that
because everyone believes that i was caught
now they feel so good about themselves
cuz they like to watch me suffer
until they found it in their hearts to help me out
so i thanked them and apologized
for all my bad behavior
i blamed it on my addiction to cheese
now everybody likes me and thinks i'm rehabilitated
and i finally get to do what the fuck i please
i'm a rat
and i don't wanna hear your sermon
i'm a vermin
and i'm always gonna gnaw on things
i know will aggravate you
i'm a rat
acting like a good doer
till i go back to my sewer
and ingest my chosen poisons
i'm a rat
i'm a rat
i'm a rat
i'm a rat
and i put myself in that trap
cuz i'm a rat
who won't race your human races
i don't want the pole position
i won't live a competition
i'm a rat
who figured out how to win
without anybody losing
or at least not ever knowing
they were beaten
cuz i'm a rat
i'm a rat
i'm a rat
i'm a rat
and i put myself in that trap
and i'm happy about that