i'm a rat

i'm a rat

in a trap

and i'm happy about that

because everyone believes that i was caught

now they feel so good about themselves

cuz they like to watch me suffer

until they found it in their hearts to help me out

 

so i thanked them and apologized

for all my bad behavior

i blamed it on my addiction to cheese

now everybody likes me and thinks i'm rehabilitated

and i finally get to do what the fuck i please

 

i'm a rat

and i don't wanna hear your sermon

i'm a vermin

and i'm always gonna gnaw on things

i know will aggravate you

i'm a rat

acting like a good doer

till i go back to my sewer

and ingest my chosen poisons

 

i'm a rat

i'm a rat

i'm a rat

i'm a rat

and i put myself in that trap

 

cuz i'm a rat

who won't race your human races

i don't want the pole position

i won't live a competition

i'm a rat

who figured out how to win

without anybody losing

or at least not ever knowing

they were beaten

cuz i'm a rat

 

i'm a rat

i'm a rat

i'm a rat

and i put myself in that trap

and i'm happy about that

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