Left hand I am evil, Left, I'm sinister
Left hand of the Devil cast out the minister
Left hand rules the congregation now
Parishioners worship the Golden Cow
Left hand writes the words we pray
Left hand leads us on our way
Left hand wrote the books we read
Left hand provides our every need
Left hand leads us in joyous song
Left hand tells us when we're wrong
Left hand leads our life but we don't know
Left hand tells us when it's time to go
Left hand holds the sharpened knife
Left hand offers to take our life