Hopeful optimist
by Craigslist Personals
Me,"Mario", so I know you're real.
Seeking loyal female
An unmeasurable amount of sexapeal
Do people say you are pale?
You're the worst musician ever
Just wanna go on a date
Paint dry and masturbate forever
Wanted - Crazy Roommate!
Ass!!! BON A PETIT BOOGER EATER!!!
But real woogie boogie outer space
Have made the internet better…
Out making the world a worse place
Sneakers, standing in your dumpster
@craigslistlove