Baphomet flickers by candlelight,
Krampus nipping at your nose,
Solstice carols being sung by the pyre,
And folks dressed up to the nines.
Every devil knows some roast beast and some chilled merlot,
Help to make these longest nights.
Pretty girls with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
We know that Satan's on his way;
He's loaded lots of tricks and treats up in his sleigh.
And Witch and Warlock are going to spy,
To see the demons take off to the sky.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to infinity,
Although its been said in the dark of the night,
Merry Solstice, Hail Satan, Merry Solstice To You.