What does Christmas mean to me?

What does christmas 

Mean to me? 

FAMILY

And years ago 

Its roots were explained to me 

And now iv given up 

Chocolates and Turkey 

Cider too 

And a cheeky spliff or two 

The shape of the day 

Has changed anyway 

 

Christmas basically 

Is theft of everyones energy 

And money 

Never started that way 

Jesus was born 

On June 26th anyway 

 

The origins of Christmas 

Are entirely Pagan 

Foisted upon Europe 

By Rome 

At the point of a sword 

The Vatican Game plan 

Get all the pagans on board

Building churches on sacred sites

And stealing Pagan holidays

Symbols like the cross too 

To hypnotise the people 

Into following Rome's crew 

And their spiritual path 

Bit crooked::Not a path true 

 

Then with their bible 

They got you 

With their mind control 

And brainwashing 

And you had 

To go to them 

To be absolved of sin 

 

More specifically 

For Paganism 

Its about the seasons 

Of regression and rebirth 

And Christianity 

Was modelled the same way 

To make it look legit 

When in reality 

A lot of Christianity 

Is total dogshit 

Left all the good books 

Like Thomas 

And the Jesus Sutras 

Out of it. 

 

Christmas aka winter solstice

Nothing wrong with 

Giving or sharing 

BUT 

The program 

Is one of selfishness 

And most 

Dont give a rats ass 

About those 

Less fortunate 

Than themselves 

 

Be like George Michael 

A fleet of range rovers 

Full of gifts 

For those on the streets 

Christmas day 

Thats the way. 

Broke my heart 

Angels too 

When I heard 

He passed away 

 

Back to Christmas Day 

Midnight Mass 

To start the day 

Then up to 4 in the morning 

Just talking 

And playing catch up 

Then woken up 

To the smell of a roast 

Mum up early 

 

Then to her mums grave 

We would go 

To lay flowers 

Cos she died on xmas day

51 absolutely no age 

Then to the coast 

For a bit of fresh air 

Before back to the house 

 

Boys do the veg 

Radio on 

Dancing in the kitchen 

And mum would have 

A cheeky gin 

Dad on the horses necks 

Then opening presents 

Always get more 

Than I sent 

And when flat broke 

Just bring yourself 

 

Then the phone calls 

From home and abroad

Depending on who 

Was home that year 

More often than not 

Just me 

Mary and Stormy 

 

Then others 

Doing the rounds 

Nice to have 

Family friends round 

And their kids 

More than nice 

A privelidge 

Cos 4.1 million 

On this rock 

Will spend this 

Christmas alone 

Thats why Waitrose 

Ad 

Sucks so bad 

Fine line between 

EMOTIONAL 

AND 

SAD 

YOUR QUALITY

AND YOUR PEOPLE

ARE YOUR STRENGTHS

SHOULD HAVE 

PLAYED TO THAT.

 

And when we get to eat 

Everyone stuffed full of turkey

Pulling crackers 

Hats on 

Crap jokes 

AND 

'Round the buoy' 

Again for seconds 

My mums yorkshires 

Were absolute heaven 

Before I developed 

A wheat allergy 

Wheat is toxic 

For you and me 

Magickal especially 

Done on purpose by the AB

 

Then the Queens speech 

And her portrait 

On the wall 

Everyone saying 

Charles the spit of Stormy 

And it should be

We descend from the 

Same family 

Same fairy dust too 

Deep down 

Hes a hippy too 

 

THEN 

 

The same films 

And loads of repeats 

After the washing up 

Mum never had 

A diswasher ever 

Totally lazy 

And the only things 

We would watch truly 

Were Mrs Browns Boys 

Or the Trotter Family 

And a slice of 

Gavin and Stacey 

Considering I was born 

In Barry 

 

And that was the day done 

Hardly a celebration 

Of Christ Jesus 

Or care for 

Your fellow man 

More like weighed down 

With more food 

Than you need 

And everyone falling asleep 

Cos eating 

And watching TV 

Take so much energy 

 

Then Boxing Day 

With dad down the City

BBBBBLLLLLOOOOOOOBBBBBIIIIIIIIIRRRRRDDDDDDDSSS 

Day after

Visit to Chepstow for

The Welsh Grand National

And New Years Day 

Stormys Birthday 

 

And Trewqt's crew award 

For best ad on UKTV 

Goes to Sainsburys 

(Tesco ain't winning ever cos they fund settlement building in Gaza)

Cos its all about the kids 

And the New Radicals 

On their playlist 

You get what you give 

You got a reason to live

The bad rich

Gods flown in

In advance of your trial

(Ask the Archon's)

This worlds gonna pull through

Satans fakes

Run to your mansions

Push back 

Gonna kick your arse in

 

DARREN C LOVEGROVE AKA THE DRUID

LORD MARSHALL OF THE DARK GRAND MASTER OF THE LIGHT SUPERIOR LIGHT SOURCE NUMBER 1 

INFINITE LIGHT SOURCE NUMBER 7 

 

PS Massive love to Taz and his mum in Nigeria. Sorry I haven't been able to send you any Christmas cash for a proper Xmas dinner. Anyone want to get in my good books. Go on my facebook and just look at the pic of his Xmas dinner he sent me.  Find Dabebobolamo Starry on Facebook and throw him $300 please. And give him and his darling of a mother all my love.

 

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