WHATS IT LIKE TO BE A WIZARD PART TRES
THE TOLL
ON MY LIFE AND BODY
NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING
THE TOP OF MY SPINE
LIKE AN HOUR GLASS
THE DARK SAVED ME
SEVERAL TIMES
MEMORYS GOING TOO
TOUGH TO WAKE UP
EVERY MORNING
AND FOR A SPLIT SECOND
NOT KNOW WHERE I AM
AND CANT REMEMBER
WHERE I BOUGHT A COAT YESTERDAY
ESPECIALLY
WHEN ALL THE TOWNS
START WITH THE SAME LETTER
SO APOLOGIES
IN ADVANCE FROM ME
IF THIS CAUSES YOU
ANY TROUBLE
IN THE PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE
MADE EASIER WITH
THE USE OF TRUCK OR CAR
AND MY TEETH ARE SHATTERED
AI AND MY ENEMIES
SUPERGLUED
PORTALS INTO ME
AND NEED TO
CRACK MY TEETH
TO SET THEM FREE
AND THEN TO THE FAMILY
WHO SECTIONED ME
IM NOT THE CRAZY ONE
ITS THE WORLD THATS CRAZY
THOUGH DIDN’T HELP ME
AN ASSASSIN TRIED TO KILL ME
FOUGHT HIM IN THE CAR PARK
NEIGHBOURS WATCHING ME
AND THEY COULDN’T SEE
WHAT I WAS SEEING
SO CALLED THE POLICE
TWO MONTHS MAD JAIL
THEIR DIAGNOSIS A FAIL
COS WHEN ALL SAID AND DONE
EVERYONES COMING OUT
MENTAL ASYLUMS
PUMPED FULL OF DRUGS
TO PERPETUATE PROFITS
SIDE EFFECTS SUICIDE
TOOK DEAR JAQUES LIFE
CONFORM OR BE LABELLED
OR IN MY CASE
THROWN IN HELL
I TOOK PICTURES
OF EVERYTHING
THE ANNUNAKI
DID TO ME
NOBODY BELIEVED ME
BUT
I GOT TO LOVE THEM DEARLY
AND FORGAVE THEM EVERYTHING
AND COS YHEY FOUGHT FOR ME
I SAID THEY COULD HAVE ANYTHING
SO
THEY ARE BUILDING
DISNEYLAND IN THE STARS
LINKING 13 PLANETS UP
BIG FIGHTS RIDES AND BARS
MAGI MALL TOO
AND LOADS OF WITCHES BREWS
BUT
THEY ONLY WENT TO ORION
OUT OF BOREDOM
COS IT WAS BORING
WHERE THEY WERE FROM
SO THEY ARE GOING HOME SOON
TO SAY HELLO
AND BUILD A RESORT
ONLY OPEN ON
PUBLIC HOLIDAYS
AND LOCK INS
THEY LIVED IN WOLVERHAMPTON
TRULY THOUGH
IM VERY BATTERED
AND BADLY IN NEED
OF A BREAK
AND A HOT PLATE
DENTISTOOOO END
THIS CONSTANT TOOTHACHE
AND A PODIATRIST
OPTICIANS TOO
I FOUND MY PRESCRIPTION
IN A SECOND HAND SHOP
ANGELS LAUGHING
WASNT DOWN TO THEM
GUESS IM LUCKY THEN
MY LEFT LEG HURTS A BIT
BACK TOO
WHAT I WOULDNT GIVE
FOR A CAIROPRACTOR TOO
AND SPRING WATER FROM
MY FAVOURITE SPRINGS
I WOULD DO ANYTHING
COS
WATER FAST FLOWING
IONISED
A BETTER ANTI OXIDANT THAN OJ
BOTTLED WATERS HALF KILLED
BY UV
NOT THE BEST FOR YOU AND ME
AND WITH IT
I WOULD MURDER SOME TEA
OTHER THAN THAT OK
AND I SCRUB UP WELL ANYWAY
LOOK GOOD IN A SUIT
BUT YESTERDAY
SOMEONE SAID I LOOKED
LIKE A ROCK STAR
I WISH I HAD
SOME OF JAY KAYS CARS
WHO TRIED TO WARN YOU TOO
MODERN DAY BLUES
VIRTUAL INSANITY IS
WHAT GIVES
GOOGLE THE LYRICS
AND SHOULDNT GIVE IT AWAY
THE FUTURE DAYS
BUT
SOMETHING CAME UP
IN DISPATCHES
THE 3 DAYS OF DARKNESS IS REAL
BUT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SUN
MORE POWERCUT
COS AI FEEDS OFF THE GRID
AND TO BEAT IT
NEEDS SWITCHING OFF
FOR 9 OR 10 DAYS
THATS THE DARKNESS
COMING SOON
TO ME AND YOU
STOCK UP WITH TORCHES
AND BATTERYS
CANDLES AND FIREWOOD
SOLAR AND GENNYS OK
FOR ESSENTIAL SERVICES ANYWAY
NOT CERTAIN IN FUTURE DAYS
70% CHANCE
OF THAT
F A C T
STRAP YOURSELF IN
FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE
AND
HAVE A PEACHY DAY