I have a secret
Balanced.
So precariously
on the edge of my lips.
I cannot tell you what it is
Though Believe me I want to but
I can't.
If I were to utter
even a part of this secret
You'd all walk away.
With backs turned and
Nose turned
Upward.
As If you'd smelled something foul.
As If I'm a foul
Odor
that you need to get away from
before I purge you of nostril hairs.
And taint your puritan Ideals
With my
Wicked
ways. As I desperately reach out for
You.
Do you want to know this
Secret?
Are you desperate
To find the
Truth?
Well if you want it
You can have it
but there's only one way to get it
And that is to......
Pry it from my
Cold
Dead
FINGERS!