A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he
stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at
him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself
to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from
her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her
leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is
weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful
glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest
rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go
forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."