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I wish I was a peanut
I wish I was a peanut. I wish was I was on toast. I'm happy I'm not Marmite as mother likes that most.
She always makes the 'black stuff' she serves it in the morn but she doesn't seem to realise that peanut butter is porn.
It's creamy weamy buttery ways call to me in my sleep. I use it to get off at night while others dream of sheep.
I buy a jar for about a pound the cheap stuff is the best. I wish I'd been fed it 24 / 7 from my mothers little peanut breasts.
