This car is not getting far.
I went down a highway the wrong way.
The wrong ramp, at this I am not a champ.
My lights were out; this was not a delight.
The exit wrong.
Left is right, right is wrong, I go on singing my song.
I will make it plain. I am going insane.
You see, I am not where I thought I would be.
I almost crashed into a tree.
A different town; a different city.
Where things are not pretty.
I got lost; a ship in the sea tossed.
Left is right, right is wrong, I go on singing my song.
This train is going the wrong way down the track.
I am having a heart attack.
Where are we going next?
I am not knowing. I am perplexed.
I took the wrong plane.
It went the wrong way through space.
It landed at a different place.
Left is right, right is wrong, I go on singing my song.
I got distracted, and I was impacted.
All the thoughts going through my head.
Today, why oh why, did I get out of bed?
I am going to cry.
No more, do I want to try.
Oh, left is right, right is wrong, I go on singing my song.
Yeah, left is right, right is wrong, I go on singing my song.