There oughta be a law,
or a hotline number to call.
Because my kids are abusing me,
and driving me up the wall!
They're on each others back,
and in each others face.
They fight and yell and get so silly,
and are messin' up the place!
Its gonna be a very long summer,
with all of them at home.
I only want a minute's peace,
just a little time alone!
Everywhere I turn,
one of them is there.
When do parents get their summer vacation?
I don't think this is very fair!
If I could tune them out,
in a single heartbeat I would.
They better watch their step,
cause summer camp is looking real good!