Who say's Grandma's
have grey hair?
Who say's Grandma's
wear support underwear?
Who say's Grandma's
have to have wrinkles?
Who say's Grandma's
have crow's feet with crinkles?
Who say's Grandma's
all wear polyester?
Who say's Grandma's
are old and pester?
Who say's Grandma's
can't have tattoos?
Who say's Grandma's
can't wear running shoes?
Who say's Grandma's
can't play music loud?
Who say's Grandma's
can't be with the 'in crowd?'
Who say's Grandma's
aren't all that spunky?
Who say's Grandma's
can't get funky?
This Grandma's 'with it'!
This Grandma's cool!
This Grandma don't play
by the Grandma's rule!