Thanks Bill!
I’ve heard the news, and I’m so glad
To know no pardon’s to be had
You’ve turned your nose up with disdain
To further smirches on your name
Whether from George Bush or Gore
You’ll not accept it! Furthermore
You’re not ashamed, no not one bit
You acted poorly, you’ll admit
You’re glad you fought to stay in power!
In fact, you’re gladder by the hour!
For now you can re-shake the tree
And try to drop that legacy
(At least I think that’s it, Oh gee;
Is that an intern’s leg I see?)
So take a shot at Gun Control
Blast away and leave a hole
For which our nation might remember,
An aim you had, however slender
In the end even you’ll admit
These last two years, you’re a lame dick.
© 2000 Bart Breen