Thanks Bill

Thanks Bill!



I’ve heard the news, and I’m so glad

To know no pardon’s to be had



You’ve turned your nose up with disdain

To further smirches on your name



Whether from George Bush or Gore

You’ll not accept it! Furthermore



You’re not ashamed, no not one bit

You acted poorly, you’ll admit



You’re glad you fought to stay in power!

In fact, you’re gladder by the hour!



For now you can re-shake the tree

And try to drop that legacy



(At least I think that’s it, Oh gee;

Is that an intern’s leg I see?)



So take a shot at Gun Control

Blast away and leave a hole



For which our nation might remember,

An aim you had, however slender



In the end even you’ll admit

These last two years, you’re a lame dick.



© 2000 Bart Breen

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