New York Limericks
It appears we may lose Giuliani
Now he’s got the big “C” in his fanny
Plus he’s publicly grieving
Since his wife’s prob’ly leaving
Hillary’s luck is uncanny
New York’s race got a real shot of gas
At the risk that it may sound quite crass
Between one’s prostate cancer
Or Hill’s carpetbag answer
There’s a choice between pains in the ass