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A Sure Bestseller



I’m sure real soon you’ll hear the news

Our past leader will take his dues

A book may come before December

Of all that he can now remember

He’s thought it through and now recalls

All that occurred in oval walls

A quite amazing thought reversal

From one whose daily dress rehearsal

was, “I’m sorry, I don’t recall;

I have no memory at all,

I’ve drawn a blank, it’s kinda fuzzy

I’ve never even met this hussy

It’s really hard for me to say

(Damn that pesky DNA!)”

But let impeachment dust just settle

And suddenly he’ll show his mettle

“What’s that? You have $10 million bucks?

Where do I sign? You are in luck!

I suddenly remember all!

There’s not a fact I can’t recall!

Just sign the check and I’ll commence

To come right down from my high fence”

Why now it’s crystal clear to me

All that was missing was his fee!

So buy his book now Zeke and Zack

“Memoirs of an Amnesiac”



© Bart Breen 8/7/2001