This Christmas, when Santa came to me
And inquired, "So, what will it be?"
I thought for a moment just to be sure.
You might be surprised at my answer!
This Christmas, I will have you know
I asked not for a T-Mobile slider phone;
I asked not for Red Lobster's Ultimate Feast;
Not even for a 36-inch flatscreen!
This Christmas, I want to make it clear
I did not request a jet from Leer;
I didn't decide on World Series tix;
And an F-250 didn't make my list!
This Christmas, I did not ask for much,
Surely not for DVD's and such;
I asked not for a trip to an island getaway.
What I chose lasts more than just 10 days!
This Christmas, I think it's time to share
What I really told Santa I wanted this year.
It's not very expensive, nor is it shiny;
All I want for Christmas is your sweet hiney!