It makes me laugh how alike we are,
I'm your hoe and you're my star,
We give each other so much shit,
But ain't it cool that we're taking the piss?
We've had our highs and we've had our lows,
Too many lows,
But our friendship grows.
I know I'm hot, cute and cool,
But hey so are you,
And don't the rest of the world hate us for it?
But no matter what,
Those fuckers that try to come between us,
Won't ever win because at the end of the day,
I'm your hoe and you're my star.
Let them try to tear us apart.
We'll just rip into their sad bastard lives,
Make them see they can't be us if they try.
You know what, Matt?
I know I can't write,
But who gives a fuck - I'm pretty, right?
All I want to say is,
I love you, I'll always be here for you.
All you have to do is call,
I may be busy,
But I'll fine the time,
And I'm praying for your auntie,
I know you'll be fine.
Remember when I told you to shine?
I can see you shining now.
I've got your back.
You've got mine.