I don’t know why
Men can’t sit, while they pee
It’s certainly easier
It seems to me
No need to aim
That little thing straight
And if you missed
Piss off your mate
No raising the lid
Or forgetting, back down
No missing the bowl
Or pissing around
Others can’t see it
And, of it poke fun
No need to shake it
When you are done
So let’s start a protest
We need to be free
Let’s, SIT, on that throne
Whenever we pee
BOEMS by JA 70