With a sense of self-worth
I mowed down the weeds
And unscooped dog shit
Posing as a lawn
I stopped for a second
To admire the beauty
Of the technicoloured flies
Fighting for maternal residence
Amongst the decaying turds
Crickets and roaches
Fleeing desperately
As the ruthless blades
Hover overhead
I watch them crawl
Knowing I won’t stop
If they are still around
On the next lap
Of my inward spiral
It’s a sunny day in Scumshine!
I wipe the sweat from my brow
And triumphantly observe
How much greener
The ground now looks
I inflate a flat tyre
So I can push my car wreck
Into the new void of the garage
And to appease the agent
Of aesthetic disputes
Yes it’s been a productive day
Full of rewarding labour
And pretty images
Another scummy day in Sunshine!