Living life can be a pain
But you have no one to blame
One two three
Three two one
The empty barrel
Of a gun
Five six seven
Eight nine ten
Play the game of life again
Sex is great
Then you’re late
Nine months later
A baby crate
Drink is sweet
Such a treat
Jump in the car
And land in the street
Now grab your woman
Hold her tight
Though she struggles
With all her might,
Swing her around
Dip her twice
Just like Cinderella on ice
Spin the gun
Just for fun
One two three
Three two one
Whoops!
Now I’m dead
And you’re wed
Aint that just
A kick in the head
Babies crying
You are dying
Even though you are trying
Three two one
One two three
Life is such a tragedy
Wars a fought
Women caught
Stomachs tied in a knot
Ten nine eight
Seven six five
I’m surprised you’re
Still alive
Blood is flowing
Hearts are slowing
Eyes turn red as
Night is growing
Make a fist
Slit your wrist
Watch life turn
Into a black
Abyss