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Blessed bbmom
These knights here are discussing bb/mom
AT Camelot, King Arthur’s splendid home;
They finished fighting, and are now relaxed,
And are not by a fearful missile vexed.
It’s of a pizza pie the warriors dream,
Or plump a carp from lake or running stream.
Some of their pages left, -these rascals roam
Near Glastonbury seeking bbmom.
Grail Knight Gawain spoke: “Itis ime for meat!”
And moved a little restless in his seat.
“Do keep your meat! - meat! OH!- I like it not”,-
Thus spoke disgusted grail knight Lancelot.
“I‘d rather have a carp, he spoke, - or else a trout”
And then srood up and fervently cried out:
“The Blessed one went fishing , - she was seen
By the all seeing eyes of wiz Merlin!.
“He followed her and stood behind a tree,
And with a can of worms and line stood she,
“ Ah! Merlin saw,- she threw the line amain!”
Emphatically spoke grail knight Gawain.
“My page John saw her too right by the shore,
Cried grail knight Perceval with joy and swore:
“He saw the blessed bb/mom, it’s true
All dressed in colors bright,- red white blue!”.
One page told me - the chap was wide awake,-
Not half asleep - he saw her by the lake!
He saw her catch a carp, so pump a fish
T’ would make for us here the ideal dish!
“Lift up the blessed one” - spoke Arthur King,
"Stop instantly your pointless bickering!”
`”I tell you what to do to get her carp”
His voice now strident, keen and very sharp.
“Lay down your swords upon this table round,
And bid the watch man the big bugle sound,
Keep to the table's center now your nose,
And then we’ll swear to bb/mom our oath!”
‘Pledge our allegiance, fealty's solemn oath,
And ask a page to send a cup of broth,
As an hors d’oeuvre 'ere the carp appear,
This wets the appetite, and makes for cheer.’
“Call in the minstrel bard now to compose
A worthy melody for all of those
That honor bbmom‘s tremendous skill,-
Be sure the chap writes with a golden quill.”
“I think our pledge of fealty - it should do,
To persuade the Blessed in red white blue,
The carp she caught with Arthur's knights to share!-
Now take your swords! stand up and swear“!.
And bring the minstrel in with lute and harp
And lift Blessed bb/mom who caught a carp!
“Lay down your swords upon this table round,
And bid the watch man the big bugle sound,
Keep to the table's center now your nose,
And then we’ll swear to bb/mom our oath!”
‘Pledge our allegiance, fealty's solemn oath,
And ask a page to send a cup of broth,
As an hors d’oeuvre 'ere the carp appear,
This wets the appetite, and makes for cheer.’
“Call in the minstrel bard now to compose
A worthy melody for all of those
That honor bbmom‘s tremendous skill,-
Be sure the chap writes with a golden quill.”
“I think our pledge of fealty - it should do,
To persuade the Blessed in red white blue,
The carp she caught with Arthur's knights to share!-
Now take your swords! stand up and swear“!.
And bring the minstrel in with lute and harp
And lift Blessed bb/mom who caught a carp!
