Oh bottle of Rum.
How I need you at my palm.
Softly poured in my cup
How you cuddle my heart.
So warm,
Not hot,
Not cold.
But you sure are bold.
As strong as a rock.
So confusing as a lock.
As you sit there you mock.
Screaming me to take a drop.
You don't judge,
You don't talk,
You don't dodge.
You just sit waiting for me to drop.
What a gift to men.
So sour and rare.
We are such a pare.
You and I can bare.
Oh bottle of Rum.
How you swivel in my tongue.
My lips sealed shut.
As I taste your might.
So friendly.
So deadly.
You taste so nice.
Best served with ice.