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Devilish Dream.

I went to bed and with my sleeping tablets I soon dropped off into a good sleep, the sleep turned into one of those dreams that seem to have been sent to upset you. yes you this time it was my dream. The Devil Satan could no longer visit me on this earth of ours he in Charge had been told of the devils visits to me. Two angels had been sent disguised as German Shepherd Dogs; they had given a complete report of the Devils doings here on earth.

I wondered in my dream if the two Angels disguised as dogs had told him in charge of there having peed all over Satan’s trousers. The thought of the two dogs peeing all over Old Nick caused me to laugh. Old Nick thought that I was laughing at him appearing in my dreams. Then he came out with this message for me. “I have come to tell you that you will live to be over a hundred years. This I have arranged you told me yourself that you have lived through a worse Hell here on Earth that I have allowed you to stay a little longer in this your Hell.”

My Laughing awoke my lovely wife that drove Old Nick away he just disappeared. We both got up and my wife made us both a cup each of Ovalmaltine a refreshing drink that quickly allowed us to sleep through the rest of the night without any interference from Satan or Old Nick as most people call him. Somehow I did not believe him and his prophesying that I would live to be over a hundred. Old Nick has made many promises to many people all have lived or died regretting that they ever made his acquaintance. That he high in heaven had forbidden Satan to come to Earth well I just could not believe this either and I was not surprised when he once again dressed this time as a woman came once again into my life.

His or if you will her attempts to woo me away from my lovely wife were so laughable that I walked around with a permanent grin on my face especially if this woman from Hell was anywhere near me. His or her attempts to use makeup were pitiable as if a very young girl was secretly trying to use her Mums make up for the first time. Once again Old Nick dressed and made up like a woman with a special wig that looked as if it had been made for some bald headed woman from outer space. A heavily built man must have fancied this attempt at being a woman and attached himself to Old Nick much to my enjoyment. Old Nick had one hell of a job to get rid of this lovesick man, Once again he disappeared and I was left in peace for a while. Take care of yourselves Old Nick or Satan is everywhere try to avoid Him or Her a friendly warning from your scribbler Bern.