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Up yours! Now that is an expression that I have often heard. I have no idea what it means, if anyone can enlighten me please do so. I too would like to use such trendy expressions. EFF you is another expression that I have heard in the past. I must admit on hearing these strange expressions I feel that my education has been sadly neglected. It irritates me not knowing what is meant, I feel as if I must learn a new foreign language.

Once or twice I have tried to use these expressions. The looks that I have been given by ordinary people on the streets tells me that something is not right at least the way I use them, they are not right. Perhaps my English through my living abroad for so long has deteriorated in some way or another. It is very frustrating not knowing what is meant. Why even the small children both boys and girls use these expressions so fluently I am getting desperate not knowing what is meant by Up Yours! Or Eff you!

Even the local Vicar gives me an old fashioned look whenever I ask him what these expressions mean. The first time I asked him he turned on his heels and left me standing in the middle of the isle of the Church. Is there such a thing as a book with all of these to me new strange expressions? If there is please will somebody send me this book I will pay on delivery. I am not asking for a free gift. I to use one of the new expressions have no need to Fucking beg. Bern.