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Accidents will happen.



Out walking our dog,

Tripped over a log,

Fell hit her head,

Now she's dead,

Found in a ditch,

The fucking bitch,

No sign of sex,

Then I"'"m her ex,

Poor old dog,

Pissed on the log,

I had to frown,

He was put down,

Such is life,

I have no wife,

Sad but funny,

Got insurance money,

Guess that"'"s that,

Now sell the flat,

Time to get well tanned,



See ya all in Thailand.