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Here"s to dirty wifes.
You cannot beat three guys
who go off down the pub.
They have a lot too drink
but I tell ya here"s the rub.
Each one he has a wife
who he thinks is the best,
from keeping clean the house
to ironing their vests.
From domesticated bliss
to something more nudge nudge,
the drink it starts to flow
and no one holds a grudge.
So all three raise a glass
"here"s to all our thrills,
that just would not exist
without our dirty girls."
"My wife is so naughty"
said husband number one.
"It was in the hot flow shower
that we conceived our son."
"That is nothing great you know."
Said husband number two.
"I blame our big hot tub,
for my twins that are new."
"Well "said hubby number three
"Don"t want to start a lather,
but your two bitches bang like hell
and I think I am the father."
"But my wife she is dirty
her hygiene"s oh so sparse,
you should see what"s on our sheets
she doesn"t clean her arse!"
