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Command of the Language
I have the command of the language
When it comes to frisky sex and
Mathematics,
For I adore every conic section
Of your perfectly proportioned
Surface area--
From your sumptuous cones
To your magnificent ellipses,
And the congruent circles
Of your areolas--
Hidden by the hyperbolic veneer
Of your bra and your symmetric
G-string,
Don't get me wrong, for I've
Studied the subtle dimensions
Of your curvature,
And went off on many a tangent,
Deriving your continuous
Sexual functions,
That led me to your delta of Venus,
As my y changed with your x,
In the act of orgasmic
Integration--
Since then I've learned
That pi is truly a transcendental
Number,
That no rational number can
Approximate,
And you are boundless
In your beauty,
Opening up my mind
To infinite possibilities.
January 12, 2008
