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The King and the Kitty
well now, this story starts years and years ago, before you and i were weened, even before our mothers were born, it takes place in a kings pallace in a far off land...
there once was this king who was always having trouble losing his things, he would lose his glasses when they were on the end of his nose, or his shoes when they were on his feet. he asked al his advisors for help and none of them could do anything to fix the problem, then one day a man came with a kitten.
this kitten was half black and half white, in fact she was black on her left side and white on her right side
yes indeed, she was a very pretty kitty, and softer than persian silk was her fur, she was so warm and enjoyable to hold that the king fell in love with her instantly.
now the man who gave the king this cat told him about her specialness, she would take away all his bad luck, you see this kitty was like ying and yang, it would keep the ballance in the palace and in doing so it would help the king find things
soon the magic seemed to start working, the king no longer would lose his things and the more he stroked the cat the better his luck got, but there was a side affect to this
as he spent time with the cat the cat started to change, she got more and more black, but odder than that was the king, he would start acting funny.
one day in the middle of a session he saw a mouse run across the floor and he started to chase after it on all four, also he started drinking more and more cream, pluss he would purr.
this went on for years and years, the magical cat got blacker and blacker, the luck of the king got better and better and the behavior became more and more pronounced till one day he took off his hat and found large white catears
think how the king felt suddenly he had the ears of a cat, that is like you or i waking up and finding god ears where our normal ears would be. but that wasn't all, when he looked at his hands he found they were covered in white fur, and his pants were too big for him, when they fell he saw a tail growing out his rear area. he didn't know what to do, his gool luck magical cat was now all black and he was turning white, the cat had helped him with things but now he was becoming a cat, what would happen to him
well now, he didn't know what to do so he tries to call for help but all he can say is 'meow, meow' and the now black female cat comes and looks at him with a smile, however she was no longer a normal cat, she had become part human and she looks down at him with a slight smile and picks him up, setting him on her lap 'hmmm, now my master, let's see how you like being the pet, i brought you the good luck as i said but now my king let's see what happens do you' she starts toying with the king and the king learns a little too late that nothing ever comes for free
