My life sucks
My back hurts
I don't know how I got this way
And I'm beginning to regret
Everything
I ever said
About knowing anything for real
About taking any steps
How did Mickey Mouse get to a brewery?
Why did Jesus Christ play David Blaine?
And where's the fucking food I ordered?
If I yell they'll think it's torture
They'll probably just think that I'm insane
Then they'll spit under my t-bone
Steak that came from some dumb cow
Then I'll chew it up and then I'll
Leave a crummy tip and then I'll
Take the long way home alone
To kill myself third time this week
Terrific Tuesday.
When I get home log on the internet
Post a message on my blog noted:
Killing myself tonight
Any takers for this ride?
We're drinking beers and getting high
I've made a plan
To take
one
step
at a
time
I don't care where this car takes us
I just want our moms to hate us
And our fathers to disown their only sons
Because my life's at a standstill
Like jumping off a windowsill
And free falling face first in freshly poured cement
So if you feel like dying
Then come with me
it's worth trying
We've got absolutely nothing cool to lose