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Computer says....
Folder:
Poems Don't ask me to do anything.
It's more than my job's worth.
Don't expect me to know everything.
Information will cost you the earth.
I'm personalised.
I'm specialised.
I'm maximised.
I'm also highly unionised.
When you go into a shop,
and don’t get what you want,
do you throw a strop?
Well, not with me you can’t!
I’ll stall,
I’ll hide your internet behind a firewall
I’ll reboot it all,
Confuse you so much you feel so small
Your files will be sent to Byebye Land,
Never to be seen again.
So next time you feel like ‘taking me in hand’,
Please! Think of this warning and refrain.
