filthy scum trader

O, sweet tender firm small-breasted Mexican peso (Meh-hee-can)... how long, thick and hard-cocked art thou!... worthy of the zealous praise of this most capitalist of pink-fleshed piggy pigs, am I... how i do prostrate myself on the smooth marbled floor before thy most shining golden altar, ye.

 

O, most terrible horrible vengeful United States dollar!... but how thou hast aged too suddenly... thy moon doth waxen only to waneth muchly... how thou dost weaken in the face of thy southern nation-state neighbor quite shamefully!... and am i wicked to play the bawdy bear shorting you all the way down the drain?... methinks I am, methinks... ah, there i sayest true.

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