Neither old age nor decrepitude do I admit,
Though this aging body occasionally complains
Of this malady or that which sometimes smacks of it
Taking me to terms when I attempt tasks beyond my range.
I don’t know if it is a sign when, on a trip to the Mall,
On seeing a teen-age daughter with her mother,
I have the unmitigated gall to trip and fall
Leering expectantly at the older rather than the other.
So what if my maudlin mind on occasion forgets
To buy her a birthday or anniversary gift,
Leaves the dog outdoors long after his bladder is content
Or forgets to pick up a longtime friend who needs a lift.
So what if I am prone to sleeping late one day
While insomnia arises me at dawn on the next
Leaving me exhausted in the middle of the day
While younger men saunter about thumping on their chests.
Like the French, I will acknowledge only two discomforts,
Those two magnificent maladies of liver and prostate
Admitting that I can’t always rise to the moment some days
And suffering sadness I can’t have a little wine to compensate.
I’m not one to complain about mind or bladder
Though it appears at times I have lost control of both.
These are just small things at my age that don’t seem to matter
Except when I am in public and there’s no bathroom close.
I’m not one to complain concerning matters of the heart,
Though with age, I admit, while she was away not missing her,
As long as she leaves the dog and food while we are apart.
Nonetheless, I like on waking with bad breath kissing her.
They say it’s time to plan my death or at least my interring;
But it seems I always leave such contriving for tomorrow
I guess in hopes of postponement or at least of deferring
My friend’s final viewing of these remains with sorrow.