|
1 |
Deception |
Poem |
|
132 |
17 years ago |
|
2 |
Second chance |
Poem |
|
114 |
17 years ago |
|
3 |
Held at gunpoint |
Poem |
|
123 |
17 years ago |
|
4 |
That dog never hurt anybody |
Poem |
|
119 |
17 years ago |
|
5 |
You don't want to go to Hell |
Poem |
|
119 |
17 years ago |
|
6 |
She held her hand |
Poem |
|
114 |
17 years ago |
|
7 |
That damn cream!!! |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
|
8 |
Money tree |
Poem |
|
107 |
17 years ago |
|
9 |
Mail order bride |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
10 |
I'm a dumb dentist |
Poem |
|
113 |
17 years ago |
|
11 |
Kaye |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
12 |
Paddling bully |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
|
13 |
August 29, 1986 |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
|
14 |
Stacy |
Poem |
|
108 |
17 years ago |
|
15 |
You should show your wife more respect |
Poem |
|
115 |
17 years ago |
|
16 |
Oh my God, they killed Kenny! |
Poem |
|
206 |
17 years ago |
|
17 |
Unplug that nightlight |
Poem |
|
215 |
17 years ago |
|
18 |
Suzuki RM 250 |
Poem |
|
187 |
17 years ago |
|
19 |
Liars! |
Poem |
|
214 |
17 years ago |
|
20 |
Dumbass |
Poem |
|
218 |
17 years ago |
|
21 |
My peter was burned by a heater |
Poem |
|
246 |
17 years ago |
|
22 |
In love with a Rolls-Royce |
Poem |
|
210 |
17 years ago |
|
23 |
Stop eating out of the trash!! |
Poem |
|
146 |
17 years ago |
|
24 |
Driving on the left |
Poem |
|
118 |
17 years ago |
|
25 |
36D |
Poem |
|
114 |
17 years ago |
|
26 |
Lousy pilot |
Poem |
|
108 |
17 years ago |
|
27 |
Stop wearing makeup |
Poem |
|
147 |
17 years ago |
|
28 |
Where's the beef? |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
|
29 |
Toupee or not toupee |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
|
30 |
Watermelon thief! |
Poem |
|
90 |
17 years ago |
|
31 |
Not a merry XMAS |
Poem |
|
113 |
17 years ago |
|
32 |
Full of baloney |
Poem |
|
274 |
17 years ago |
|
33 |
Five alarm chili |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
|
34 |
Forever kiss |
Poem |
|
145 |
17 years ago |
|
35 |
Cyborg |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
|
36 |
800 pounds |
Poem |
|
130 |
17 years ago |
|
37 |
Pranks a lot |
Poem |
|
151 |
17 years ago |
|
38 |
Abducted |
Poem |
|
119 |
17 years ago |
|
39 |
Counting pennies |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
|
40 |
That's my gold!!! |
Poem |
|
107 |
17 years ago |
|
41 |
My wife is a bitch! |
Poem |
|
136 |
17 years ago |
|
42 |
My second wiener |
Poem |
|
129 |
17 years ago |
|
43 |
Stupid fruit!!! |
Poem |
|
131 |
17 years ago |
|
44 |
He sucked at Pac-man |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
45 |
Peek-a-boob |
Poem |
|
100 |
17 years ago |
|
46 |
Trick or treating |
Poem |
|
113 |
17 years ago |
|
47 |
Marter |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
|
48 |
Farewell MR.Ainley |
Poem |
|
114 |
17 years ago |
|
49 |
Turns to gold |
Poem |
|
93 |
17 years ago |
|
50 |
River of tears |
Poem |
|
99 |
17 years ago |
|
51 |
Superficial |
Poem |
|
230 |
17 years ago |
|
52 |
Death sentence |
Poem |
|
191 |
17 years ago |
|
53 |
Green and pissed off |
Poem |
|
216 |
17 years ago |
|
54 |
Penny in the fusebox |
Poem |
|
208 |
17 years ago |
|
55 |
Electrocuted by a power line |
Poem |
|
179 |
17 years ago |
|
56 |
Dipping into the till |
Poem |
|
106 |
17 years ago |
|
57 |
Swine |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
|
58 |
My new wife is a bitch too! |
Poem |
|
87 |
17 years ago |
|
59 |
68E |
Poem |
|
95 |
17 years ago |
|
60 |
Red light |
Poem |
|
94 |
17 years ago |
|
61 |
Killed over bubblegum |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
|
62 |
The memories still haunt him |
Poem |
|
109 |
17 years ago |
|
63 |
Gone hunting |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
64 |
It's not a good thing to do |
Poem |
|
130 |
17 years ago |
|
65 |
KISS concert tickets |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
|
66 |
Farewell Jack Palance |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
|
67 |
Killer car |
Poem |
|
100 |
17 years ago |
|
68 |
Going berserk over a Playstation 3 |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
|
69 |
Nintendo Wii |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
|
70 |
That piece of trash |
Poem |
|
97 |
17 years ago |
|
71 |
Alien invasion |
Poem |
|
237 |
17 years ago |
|
72 |
I dreamed that I was Darth Vader |
Poem |
|
145 |
17 years ago |
|
73 |
You'd better not eat at my cafe |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
|
74 |
Gone fishing |
Poem |
|
81 |
17 years ago |
|
75 |
He ate dog food |
Poem |
|
98 |
17 years ago |
|
76 |
Thankful on Thanksgiving |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
|
77 |
Dead on Thanksgiving |
Poem |
|
97 |
17 years ago |
|
78 |
Back in time |
Poem |
|
132 |
17 years ago |
|
79 |
The munchies |
Poem |
|
95 |
17 years ago |
|
80 |
Cuckoo |
Poem |
|
100 |
17 years ago |
|
81 |
Shark attack |
Poem |
|
119 |
17 years ago |
|
82 |
The accident |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
|
83 |
I'm responsible for my son's death |
Poem |
|
139 |
17 years ago |
|
84 |
I'm going to forgive |
Poem |
|
211 |
17 years ago |
|
85 |
My stupid nephew |
Poem |
|
229 |
17 years ago |
|
86 |
Those darn beans |
Poem |
|
197 |
17 years ago |
|
87 |
Perkins |
Poem |
|
189 |
17 years ago |
|
88 |
Norman |
Poem |
|
216 |
17 years ago |
|
89 |
Norman Part 2 |
Poem |
|
212 |
17 years ago |
|
90 |
Records |
Poem |
|
224 |
17 years ago |
|
91 |
Lousy postal service |
Poem |
|
207 |
17 years ago |
|
92 |
I hate Christmas |
Poem |
|
125 |
17 years ago |
|
93 |
Child killer |
Poem |
|
118 |
17 years ago |
|
94 |
He's a nut |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
|
95 |
Are VCRs extinct? |
Poem |
|
142 |
17 years ago |
|
96 |
Goodbye Gleason |
Poem |
|
121 |
17 years ago |
|
97 |
I'll make you pay the price |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
|
98 |
Delgado's death |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
|
99 |
Sacrifice |
Poem |
|
127 |
17 years ago |
|
100 |
Four eyes |
Poem |
|
89 |
17 years ago |
|
101 |
Hermaphrodite |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
|
102 |
She cut off my wiener |
Poem |
|
139 |
17 years ago |
|
103 |
Building a bride |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
104 |
Half a worm |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
|
105 |
Norman Part 3 |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
106 |
Sore loser |
Poem |
|
106 |
17 years ago |
|
107 |
I hate snowmen |
Poem |
|
152 |
17 years ago |
|
108 |
Johnny Cash |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
|
109 |
You're living in paradise |
Poem |
|
197 |
17 years ago |
|
110 |
Jennings |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
|
111 |
Molested by a dolphin |
Poem |
|
162 |
17 years ago |
|
112 |
I still watch Sesame Street |
Poem |
|
164 |
17 years ago |
|
113 |
Making love to nine wives |
Poem |
|
156 |
17 years ago |
|
114 |
That poor dog |
Poem |
|
126 |
17 years ago |
|
115 |
Orphans money |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
|
116 |
James Brown |
Poem |
|
118 |
17 years ago |
|
117 |
Stone cold heart |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
118 |
Ford |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
|
119 |
She poured my beers down the drain |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
|
120 |
The love of my life is gone forever |
Poem |
|
122 |
17 years ago |
|
121 |
End of 2006 |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
122 |
You seduced your student |
Poem |
|
215 |
17 years ago |
|
123 |
McGavin |
Poem |
|
228 |
17 years ago |
|
124 |
Child beater |
Poem |
|
222 |
17 years ago |
|
125 |
Killed by steroids |
Poem |
|
219 |
17 years ago |
|
126 |
You hit the sauce and the floor |
Poem |
|
206 |
17 years ago |
|
127 |
Picking up women |
Poem |
|
209 |
17 years ago |
|
128 |
I'll break my foot off in your ass |
Poem |
|
242 |
17 years ago |
|
129 |
So easy a caveman can do it |
Poem |
|
210 |
17 years ago |
|
130 |
I killed a teenage boy |
Poem |
|
195 |
17 years ago |
|
131 |
You touched me down there |
Poem |
|
204 |
17 years ago |
|
132 |
The scream |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
|
133 |
Our vows meant nothing to her |
Poem |
|
91 |
17 years ago |
|
134 |
Addicted to gambling |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
|
135 |
Lily Munster |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
|
136 |
I hate guns!! |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
|
137 |
New Coke |
Poem |
|
120 |
17 years ago |
|
138 |
My wife is a vegetarian |
Poem |
|
122 |
17 years ago |
|
139 |
I puked on George Bush |
Poem |
|
151 |
17 years ago |
|
140 |
He fell to his death |
Poem |
|
98 |
17 years ago |
|
141 |
Thank God |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
|
142 |
Married with children |
Poem |
|
123 |
17 years ago |
|
143 |
George Bush has a tiny wiener |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
|
144 |
Give life a chance |
Poem |
|
119 |
17 years ago |
|
145 |
Erin Moran and Stephanie Weir kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
186 |
17 years ago |
|
146 |
Ferguson |
Poem |
|
115 |
17 years ago |
|
147 |
No more nature!! |
Poem |
|
130 |
17 years ago |
|
148 |
Those darn Ebayers!! |
Poem |
|
109 |
17 years ago |
|
149 |
Don't judge a book by its cover |
Poem |
|
128 |
17 years ago |
|
150 |
Don't have the special! |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
|
151 |
Son of a bitch |
Poem |
|
115 |
17 years ago |
|
152 |
Floyd the barber |
Poem |
|
127 |
17 years ago |
|
153 |
Get out of my house you bum!! |
Poem |
|
121 |
17 years ago |
|
154 |
Father and son |
Poem |
|
197 |
17 years ago |
|
155 |
Go take a hike |
Poem |
|
201 |
17 years ago |
|
156 |
Suck my balls |
Poem |
|
222 |
17 years ago |
|
157 |
I loathed that Saint Bernard |
Poem |
|
198 |
17 years ago |
|
158 |
Human generator |
Poem |
|
229 |
17 years ago |
|
159 |
Heaven |
Poem |
|
217 |
17 years ago |
|
160 |
Elvis really is dead |
Poem |
|
211 |
17 years ago |
|
161 |
My Grandpa |
Poem |
|
213 |
17 years ago |
|
162 |
Revenge of the Zombie |
Poem |
|
200 |
17 years ago |
|
163 |
Anna Nicole |
Poem |
|
148 |
17 years ago |
|
164 |
Virgin |
Poem |
|
138 |
17 years ago |
|
165 |
Racist |
Poem |
|
173 |
17 years ago |
|
166 |
Lousy drug dealers |
Poem |
|
159 |
17 years ago |
|
167 |
Russian Roulette |
Poem |
|
88 |
17 years ago |
|
168 |
You should be put in your place |
Poem |
|
135 |
17 years ago |
|
169 |
Mistaken identity |
Poem |
|
210 |
17 years ago |
|
170 |
I slept with my brother's wife |
Poem |
|
95 |
17 years ago |
|
171 |
So easy a caveman can do it Part 2 |
Poem |
|
95 |
17 years ago |
|
172 |
Here's Johnny! |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
|
173 |
You said he should've let you die |
Poem |
|
94 |
17 years ago |
|
174 |
Old women make me horny |
Poem |
|
106 |
17 years ago |
|
175 |
The good samaritan |
Poem |
|
85 |
17 years ago |
|
176 |
Old women make me horny Part 2 |
Poem |
|
109 |
17 years ago |
|
177 |
4 A.M. |
Poem |
|
113 |
17 years ago |
|
178 |
Memories of the past |
Poem |
|
94 |
17 years ago |
|
179 |
The one and only Curly |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
180 |
Dad's demise |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
181 |
Christopher Reeve |
Poem |
|
135 |
17 years ago |
|
182 |
The very talented Moe |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
|
183 |
Bixby |
Poem |
|
108 |
17 years ago |
|
184 |
It's not fair when a child dies |
Poem |
|
91 |
17 years ago |
|
185 |
Nascar driver |
Poem |
|
235 |
17 years ago |
|
186 |
Suck my balls Part 2 |
Poem |
|
236 |
17 years ago |
|
187 |
It tore my heart out |
Poem |
|
238 |
17 years ago |
|
188 |
Bad behavior |
Poem |
|
226 |
17 years ago |
|
189 |
Radiator hose |
Poem |
|
218 |
17 years ago |
|
190 |
Goodbye Robert Mitchum |
Poem |
|
228 |
17 years ago |
|
191 |
I robbed a liquor store |
Poem |
|
108 |
17 years ago |
|
192 |
Please don't put me to sleep |
Poem |
|
123 |
17 years ago |
|
193 |
John Inman |
Poem |
|
107 |
17 years ago |
|
194 |
Switching brains |
Poem |
|
94 |
17 years ago |
|
195 |
Coma |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
|
196 |
Cousins in love |
Poem |
|
215 |
17 years ago |
|
197 |
Blackmail |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
|
198 |
Those damn pigs feet |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
|
199 |
He grabbed her hooters |
Poem |
|
123 |
17 years ago |
|
200 |
He held his son's lifeless body |
Poem |
|
95 |
17 years ago |
|
201 |
A 94 year old woman kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
125 |
17 years ago |
|
202 |
A sad and tragic death |
Poem |
|
93 |
17 years ago |
|
203 |
The scholar |
Poem |
|
106 |
17 years ago |
|
204 |
May-December |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
|
205 |
I'm Ted Bundy's son |
Poem |
|
119 |
17 years ago |
|
206 |
I'm a little person |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
|
207 |
Kiss my ass |
Poem |
|
132 |
17 years ago |
|
208 |
Cross burner |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
|
209 |
Biggest mouth in the south |
Poem |
|
98 |
17 years ago |
|
210 |
I wish I was a robot |
Poem |
|
108 |
17 years ago |
|
211 |
You cheated on my brother |
Poem |
|
115 |
17 years ago |
|
212 |
Go to Hell |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
|
213 |
A child's attack |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
|
214 |
I'm not bigfoot! |
Poem |
|
131 |
17 years ago |
|
215 |
Stuck! |
Poem |
|
107 |
17 years ago |
|
216 |
She murdered her parents |
Poem |
|
109 |
17 years ago |
|
217 |
Farley Forever |
Poem |
|
101 |
17 years ago |
|
218 |
April fools' |
Poem |
|
199 |
17 years ago |
|
219 |
Jimmy |
Poem |
|
198 |
17 years ago |
|
220 |
I committed murder |
Poem |
|
187 |
17 years ago |
|
221 |
Cat the Bounty Hunter |
Poem |
|
181 |
17 years ago |
|
222 |
You raped my pig |
Poem |
|
228 |
17 years ago |
|
223 |
You're a dirty rat |
Poem |
|
196 |
17 years ago |
|
224 |
The Train |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
|
225 |
P.O.W. |
Poem |
|
92 |
17 years ago |
|
226 |
The Babysitter |
Poem |
|
92 |
17 years ago |
|
227 |
Five star restaurant |
Poem |
|
101 |
17 years ago |
|
228 |
Lost |
Poem |
|
99 |
17 years ago |
|
229 |
My mortality |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
|
230 |
Nothing can bring them back |
Poem |
|
113 |
17 years ago |
|
231 |
Ambulance sirens |
Poem |
|
88 |
17 years ago |
|
232 |
I testified against a mother fucker |
Poem |
|
102 |
17 years ago |
|
233 |
Breast feeding |
Poem |
|
97 |
17 years ago |
|
234 |
God rewards those who do good |
Poem |
|
97 |
17 years ago |
|
235 |
God will make you pay |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
|
236 |
Crybaby |
Poem |
|
95 |
17 years ago |
|
237 |
I'm going to fuck you up |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
|
238 |
I married my sister |
Poem |
|
222 |
17 years ago |
|
239 |
I'm Spider-man |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
|
240 |
That damn principal |
Poem |
|
82 |
17 years ago |
|
241 |
Many doors are closed |
Poem |
|
101 |
17 years ago |
|
242 |
Selena |
Poem |
|
95 |
17 years ago |
|
243 |
A bird shit in my hair |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
|
244 |
Larry Fine |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
|
245 |
The final embrace |
Poem |
|
104 |
17 years ago |
|
246 |
Old video game systems |
Poem |
|
126 |
17 years ago |
|
247 |
Don Adams |
Poem |
|
101 |
16 years ago |
|
248 |
You killed my son's cat |
Poem |
|
232 |
16 years ago |
|
249 |
My father |
Poem |
|
195 |
16 years ago |
|
250 |
Freak |
Poem |
|
205 |
16 years ago |
