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Hollywood Honey
I know what I’m talking about,
you don’t have to shout,
or dress half-naked.
You don’t’ even have to fake it,
but I guess this is Hollywood.
everyone did what they could,
to be where they are now.
They all act like they know how
and I seem like I don’t fit in,
just because I don’t have a personal trainer
to make me what I don’t wane be.
I like my weight,
even though I’m a size eight.
I have MacDonald’s every Friday
and all they can say,
is that I must be making myself sick.
I go into a shop and they say ‘take what you wane pick’
just because I’m famous and I have money,
doesn’t make me a Hollywood honey.
Sure, I love the job I do,
but I wane live and be true.
I don’t wane seem like I just complain,
but all these fuckers are such a pain!
What do they usually say ‘don’t you know who I am?’
Well, who gives a fuck if you played in Baywatch ‘Pam’?
I presume you still visit the toilet in the same way that we all do,
oOr did you have your surgeon change that too?
Make-up and glamour makes us seem
like we really are ‘Hollywood’s dream’,
but I think we all get a little sick,
of always having to suck ever director’s dick.
Isn’t that true, Sharon Stone?
didn’t’ you suck him dry to his bone?
I want to be real, normal me,
but somehow people keep on switching reality.
Why do they even give a fan address,
if I never get to have access?
Age get’s us all here in Hollywood
like I said though, we do what we should.
Demi Moore, has to remind herself all the time,
that’s why she made a young guy here prime.
I hate those fake little routines we learn,
but hey ‘smile-it’s worth the money you earn’.
Some people don’t’ see the truth in Eminem’s songs
but all the does is tell us where everyone belongs.
I guess though, it’s part of the dream,
to make things more than what they seem.
If it entertains you,
I’ll do what I do best.
Thanks to my fans, friends, and all the rest.
Thanks for listening; I bet you, it was worth the money.
You listened to the ‘don’t wane be Hollywood honey’.
