@ 27.225 MHz: Bulletin From The Directive Bureau Of The Central Committee

BULLETIN FROM THE DIRECTIVE BUREAU OF THE CENTRAL COMMITTEE OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF PROLETARIANS AND PEASANTS [CPPP OR CP(3)]

 

As appropriate to our socialist society, when in

this coming year we named in memory of Comrade Lenin,

we shall exterminate the enemies of our Perpetual Revolution,

those reactionaries who corrupt the Workers' happiness

by surreptitious propogation of confusion,

and causing within the five year plan delay,diversion and distress.

So let us begin as the founders began

and commence the gruesome task with determinant joy:

we shall sacrifice---to that Cosmic Force, the Enlightenment of Man---

four adolescent, subversive girls, and one obstinate and prepubescent boy.

 

Long live our triumphant Revolution, the Will of the People, guided by their Vanguard Party!

 

/s/ IVAN ILYICHOVICH PAPINI, PROCURATOR TO THE DIREC-

TIVE BUREAU OF THE CENTERAL COMMITTEE OF THE CP(3)

 

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Author's Notes/Comments: 

The fictive author of the bulletin has been named for a character in Wallace Stevens'poem, "Reply To Papini," which in turn was named for the Italian journalist and novelist, Giovani Papini, who wrote a collection of fictional letters attributed to a fictional pope, Celestine VI.

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