CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

 

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1 DISCIPLINE 1 775 2021/08/19 6 years ago
2 SPARE THE ROD 2 564 2021/08/19 6 years ago
3 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 558 2021/08/19 6 years ago
4 I WANTED HER 775 2022/01/21 6 years ago
5 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 571 2022/02/23 6 years ago
6 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 486 2021/08/19 6 years ago
7 UNKIND FATE 1 1,374 2022/01/15 6 years ago
8 STAG FILM 2 7,988 2022/06/09 6 years ago
9 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 2,148 2021/08/19 6 years ago
10 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,209 2021/08/19 5 years ago
11 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 1,096 2021/08/19 5 years ago
12 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,237 2021/08/19 5 years ago
13 THE RAT 3 520 2022/01/17 5 years ago
14 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 1,582 2021/08/19 5 years ago
15 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,252 2022/01/14 5 years ago
16 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 4,658 2021/08/19 5 years ago
17 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 478 2021/08/19 5 years ago
18 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 558 2021/08/19 5 years ago
19 TIED UP 2 435 2022/03/16 5 years ago
20 REALITY TV 2 611 2021/08/22 5 years ago
21 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 461 2022/03/16 5 years ago
22 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,151 2021/08/20 5 years ago
23 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,222 2021/08/19 5 years ago
24 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,312 2021/08/19 5 years ago
25 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 456 2022/01/21 5 years ago
26 IT AMAZES ME 2 1,837 2022/01/14 5 years ago
27 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 9,426 2022/03/19 5 years ago
28 MISSED JOKE 2 581 2022/03/16 5 years ago
29 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 776 2021/08/19 5 years ago
30 BOXER SHORTS 4 713 2021/08/19 5 years ago
31 JILTED LOVER 2 1,695 2022/01/14 5 years ago
32 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 500 2021/08/19 5 years ago
33 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 420 2022/01/16 5 years ago
34 RAT'S ASS 2 477 2022/01/14 5 years ago
35 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 419 2021/08/19 5 years ago
36 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 551 2021/08/19 5 years ago
37 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 1,061 2021/08/19 5 years ago
38 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 489 2022/01/14 5 years ago
39 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 2 505 2022/01/21 5 years ago
40 LUNCH FOR A KING 2 633 2021/08/19 4 years ago
41 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 450 2021/08/20 4 years ago
42 CEASEFIRE 462 2022/01/15 4 years ago
43 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 502 2022/01/14 4 years ago
44 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 2 505 2021/08/20 4 years ago
45 MEANINGLESS JOB 727 2021/08/20 4 years ago
46 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 2 531 2021/08/22 4 years ago
47 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 1,078 2021/08/22 4 years ago
48 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 461 2022/01/17 4 years ago
49 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,193 2021/08/22 4 years ago
50 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 637 2022/03/16 4 years ago
51 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 498 2021/08/20 4 years ago
52 HELL'S BELLS 465 2022/02/23 4 years ago
53 FAKE ORGASM 4,140 2023/05/23 4 years ago
54 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,168 2021/08/19 4 years ago
55 GOTH GIRL 2 1,144 2021/08/19 4 years ago
56 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 505 2021/08/19 3 years ago
57 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 398 2022/01/17 3 years ago
58 TURD IN THE BOWL 2 391 2021/08/20 3 years ago
59 SHE SAID YEAH 2 331 2021/08/22 3 years ago
60 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 1,024 2021/08/19 3 years ago
61 BOTTLE OPENER 518 2022/01/14 3 years ago
62 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 2 358 2022/01/14 3 years ago
63 THINKING WITH MY DICK 345 2021/08/19 3 years ago
64 FAKE GODS 1,304 2022/10/16 3 years ago
65 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 1,079 2022/01/14 3 years ago
66 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 539 2021/08/20 3 years ago
67 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 315 2021/08/19 3 years ago
68 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 292 2021/08/22 3 years ago
69 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 2,495 2022/03/19 3 years ago
70 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 333 2022/01/14 3 years ago
71 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 335 2021/08/20 3 years ago
72 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 320 2022/02/23 3 years ago
73 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 609 2021/08/19 3 years ago
74 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 429 2021/08/20 3 years ago
75 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 287 2022/02/23 3 years ago
76 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 318 2021/08/19 3 years ago
77 MOON FLOATING AROUND 357 2022/03/04 3 years ago
78 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 467 2022/01/14 3 years ago
79 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 268 2022/03/04 3 years ago
80 POINDEXTER 266 2021/08/19 2 years ago
81 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 407 2022/01/14 2 years ago
82 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 348 2021/08/22 2 years ago
83 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 367 2021/08/20 2 years ago
84 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 530 2022/05/04 2 years ago
85 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 491 2021/08/19 2 years ago
86 POOPER SCOOPER 329 2021/08/22 2 years ago
87 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 411 2021/08/19 2 years ago
88 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 545 2021/08/19 2 years ago
89 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 291 2021/08/19 2 years ago
90 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 316 2022/01/13 2 years ago
91 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 386 2021/08/19 2 years ago
92 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 602 2021/09/21 2 years ago
93 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 411 2021/08/19 2 years ago
94 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 449 2021/08/20 2 years ago
95 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 382 2021/08/19 2 years ago
96 ROADSIDE DINER 292 2021/08/22 2 years ago
97 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 273 2021/08/19 2 years ago
98 I MISS RED FORMAN 1,002 2022/05/04 2 years ago
99 TRUTH HURTS 459 2022/02/23 2 years ago
100 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 270 2022/01/13 2 years ago
101 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 395 2022/01/16 2 years ago
102 MY EGO COERCED 2 303 2022/02/25 2 years ago
103 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 335 2022/02/25 2 years ago
104 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 463 2022/01/16 2 years ago
105 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 215 2022/02/17 2 years ago
106 OPTICAL ILLUSION 228 2022/03/19 2 years ago