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1 | DISCIPLINE | 1 | 775 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
2 | SPARE THE ROD | 2 | 564 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
3 | 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE | 1 | 558 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
4 | I WANTED HER | 775 | 2022/01/21 | 6 years ago | |
5 | CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN | 571 | 2022/02/23 | 6 years ago | |
6 | CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE | 1 | 486 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
7 | UNKIND FATE | 1 | 1,374 | 2022/01/15 | 6 years ago |
8 | STAG FILM | 2 | 7,988 | 2022/06/09 | 6 years ago |
9 | YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. | 1 | 2,148 | 2021/08/19 | 6 years ago |
10 | NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS | 1,209 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
11 | MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE | 2 | 1,096 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
12 | THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL | 1,237 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
13 | THE RAT | 3 | 520 | 2022/01/17 | 5 years ago |
14 | (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG | 1,582 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
15 | ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE | 1 | 1,252 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
16 | ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH | 4,658 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
17 | "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM | 2 | 478 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
18 | A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND | 1 | 558 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
19 | TIED UP | 2 | 435 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
20 | REALITY TV | 2 | 611 | 2021/08/22 | 5 years ago |
21 | BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP | 2 | 461 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
22 | SIDE HUSTLE | 2 | 1,151 | 2021/08/20 | 5 years ago |
23 | A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE | 4 | 1,222 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
24 | (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER | 1,312 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago | |
25 | WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS | 456 | 2022/01/21 | 5 years ago | |
26 | IT AMAZES ME | 2 | 1,837 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
27 | CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) | 2 | 9,426 | 2022/03/19 | 5 years ago |
28 | MISSED JOKE | 2 | 581 | 2022/03/16 | 5 years ago |
29 | WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES | 2 | 776 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
30 | BOXER SHORTS | 4 | 713 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
31 | JILTED LOVER | 2 | 1,695 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
32 | WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR | 4 | 500 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
33 | SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS | 4 | 420 | 2022/01/16 | 5 years ago |
34 | RAT'S ASS | 2 | 477 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
35 | THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND | 4 | 419 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
36 | NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT | 4 | 551 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
37 | STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH | 6 | 1,061 | 2021/08/19 | 5 years ago |
38 | HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS | 9 | 489 | 2022/01/14 | 5 years ago |
39 | DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN | 2 | 505 | 2022/01/21 | 5 years ago |
40 | LUNCH FOR A KING | 2 | 633 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
41 | "ALICE COOPER LIVES" | 2 | 450 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
42 | CEASEFIRE | 462 | 2022/01/15 | 4 years ago | |
43 | SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY | 2 | 502 | 2022/01/14 | 4 years ago |
44 | SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY | 2 | 505 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
45 | MEANINGLESS JOB | 727 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago | |
46 | H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL | 2 | 531 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
47 | LASS FROM MANHATTAN | 2 | 1,078 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago |
48 | COSMIC SABOTAGE | 2 | 461 | 2022/01/17 | 4 years ago |
49 | GOING TO NEW ORLEANS | 1,193 | 2021/08/22 | 4 years ago | |
50 | 'TRANE PISSED HERE | 2 | 637 | 2022/03/16 | 4 years ago |
51 | BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE | 2 | 498 | 2021/08/20 | 4 years ago |
52 | HELL'S BELLS | 465 | 2022/02/23 | 4 years ago | |
53 | FAKE ORGASM | 4,140 | 2023/05/23 | 4 years ago | |
54 | NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) | 2 | 1,168 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
55 | GOTH GIRL | 2 | 1,144 | 2021/08/19 | 4 years ago |
56 | AGING CZECH HOOKERS | 505 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
57 | LIMP AND A BOUNCE | 2 | 398 | 2022/01/17 | 3 years ago |
58 | TURD IN THE BOWL | 2 | 391 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago |
59 | SHE SAID YEAH | 2 | 331 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago |
60 | CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK | 2 | 1,024 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago |
61 | BOTTLE OPENER | 518 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago | |
62 | RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE | 2 | 358 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
63 | THINKING WITH MY DICK | 345 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
64 | FAKE GODS | 1,304 | 2022/10/16 | 3 years ago | |
65 | WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS | 2 | 1,079 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
66 | SUBTLE BUTTERFLY | 539 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
67 | PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK | 315 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
68 | ENUNCIATE. BOB | 2 | 292 | 2021/08/22 | 3 years ago |
69 | TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT | 4 | 2,495 | 2022/03/19 | 3 years ago |
70 | GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING | 2 | 333 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago |
71 | DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST | 335 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
72 | BEEN THRU THE MILL | 2 | 320 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
73 | FORKLIFT OPERATOR | 609 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
74 | TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS | 429 | 2021/08/20 | 3 years ago | |
75 | RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES | 2 | 287 | 2022/02/23 | 3 years ago |
76 | THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? | 318 | 2021/08/19 | 3 years ago | |
77 | MOON FLOATING AROUND | 357 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
78 | BONG HITS OF HASHISH | 467 | 2022/01/14 | 3 years ago | |
79 | HIGHWAY UNDERPASS | 268 | 2022/03/04 | 3 years ago | |
80 | POINDEXTER | 266 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
81 | STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES | 2 | 407 | 2022/01/14 | 2 years ago |
82 | WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? | 348 | 2021/08/22 | 2 years ago | |
83 | SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS | 367 | 2021/08/20 | 2 years ago | |
84 | SHE NODS APPROVINGLY | 2 | 530 | 2022/05/04 | 2 years ago |
85 | WHO'S FOOLING WHO? | 491 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
86 | POOPER SCOOPER | 329 | 2021/08/22 | 2 years ago | |
87 | REVENGE OF THE NERDS | 411 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
88 | GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN | 545 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
89 | TWIST MY ARMY, BABY | 291 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
90 | OF ITS OWN VOLITION | 316 | 2022/01/13 | 2 years ago | |
91 | ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL | 386 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
92 | WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM | 2 | 602 | 2021/09/21 | 2 years ago |
93 | SCRATCHING MY ASS | 2 | 411 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago |
94 | STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL | 449 | 2021/08/20 | 2 years ago | |
95 | LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL | 382 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
96 | ROADSIDE DINER | 292 | 2021/08/22 | 2 years ago | |
97 | I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! | 273 | 2021/08/19 | 2 years ago | |
98 | I MISS RED FORMAN | 1,002 | 2022/05/04 | 2 years ago | |
99 | TRUTH HURTS | 459 | 2022/02/23 | 2 years ago | |
100 | JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE | 270 | 2022/01/13 | 2 years ago | |
101 | FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN | 2 | 395 | 2022/01/16 | 2 years ago |
102 | MY EGO COERCED | 2 | 303 | 2022/02/25 | 2 years ago |
103 | MY FINGERS MANIPULATE | 335 | 2022/02/25 | 2 years ago | |
104 | LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS | 463 | 2022/01/16 | 2 years ago | |
105 | SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS | 215 | 2022/02/17 | 2 years ago | |
106 | OPTICAL ILLUSION | 228 | 2022/03/19 | 2 years ago |