CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

 

Title Commentssort icon Views Updated Posted
1 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 610 2021/08/19 3 years ago
2 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 293 2021/08/19 2 years ago
3 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 274 2021/08/19 2 years ago
4 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 216 2022/02/17 2 years ago
5 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 458 2022/01/21 5 years ago
6 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,195 2021/08/22 4 years ago
7 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 540 2021/08/20 3 years ago
8 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 432 2021/08/20 3 years ago
9 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 349 2021/08/22 2 years ago
10 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 317 2022/01/13 2 years ago
11 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,210 2021/08/19 5 years ago
12 I MISS RED FORMAN 1,006 2022/05/04 2 years ago
13 OPTICAL ILLUSION 229 2022/03/19 2 years ago
14 CEASEFIRE 463 2022/01/15 4 years ago
15 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 316 2021/08/19 3 years ago
16 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 368 2021/08/20 2 years ago
17 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 387 2021/08/19 2 years ago
18 TRUTH HURTS 460 2022/02/23 2 years ago
19 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 320 2021/08/19 3 years ago
20 I WANTED HER 777 2022/01/21 6 years ago
21 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,239 2021/08/19 5 years ago
22 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 271 2022/01/13 2 years ago
23 HELL'S BELLS 468 2022/02/23 4 years ago
24 MOON FLOATING AROUND 359 2022/03/04 3 years ago
25 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 492 2021/08/19 2 years ago
26 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 572 2022/02/23 6 years ago
27 MEANINGLESS JOB 728 2021/08/20 4 years ago
28 FAKE ORGASM 4,146 2023/05/23 4 years ago
29 BOTTLE OPENER 519 2022/01/14 3 years ago
30 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 468 2022/01/14 3 years ago
31 POOPER SCOOPER 330 2021/08/22 2 years ago
32 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 451 2021/08/20 2 years ago
33 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 1,585 2021/08/19 5 years ago
34 THINKING WITH MY DICK 346 2021/08/19 3 years ago
35 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 336 2021/08/20 3 years ago
36 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 269 2022/03/04 3 years ago
37 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 412 2021/08/19 2 years ago
38 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 383 2021/08/19 2 years ago
39 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 337 2022/02/25 2 years ago
40 FAKE GODS 1,305 2022/10/16 3 years ago
41 POINDEXTER 268 2021/08/19 2 years ago
42 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 546 2021/08/19 2 years ago
43 ROADSIDE DINER 294 2021/08/22 2 years ago
44 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 4,664 2021/08/19 5 years ago
45 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 464 2022/01/16 2 years ago
46 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,313 2021/08/19 5 years ago
47 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 507 2021/08/19 3 years ago
48 DISCIPLINE 1 776 2021/08/19 6 years ago
49 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 2,150 2021/08/19 6 years ago
50 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 559 2021/08/19 5 years ago
51 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 560 2021/08/19 6 years ago
52 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 488 2021/08/19 6 years ago
53 UNKIND FATE 1 1,375 2022/01/15 6 years ago
54 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,253 2022/01/14 5 years ago
55 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 1,080 2022/01/14 3 years ago
56 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 408 2022/01/14 2 years ago
57 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 479 2021/08/19 5 years ago
58 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 451 2021/08/20 4 years ago
59 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 399 2022/01/17 3 years ago
60 SPARE THE ROD 2 566 2021/08/19 6 years ago
61 IT AMAZES ME 2 1,844 2022/01/14 5 years ago
62 RAT'S ASS 2 478 2022/01/14 5 years ago
63 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 638 2022/03/16 4 years ago
64 TURD IN THE BOWL 2 392 2021/08/20 3 years ago
65 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 288 2022/02/23 3 years ago
66 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 1,098 2021/08/19 5 years ago
67 TIED UP 2 436 2022/03/16 5 years ago
68 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 9,438 2022/03/19 5 years ago
69 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 503 2022/01/14 4 years ago
70 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 499 2021/08/20 4 years ago
71 SHE SAID YEAH 2 332 2021/08/22 3 years ago
72 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 293 2021/08/22 3 years ago
73 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 531 2022/05/04 2 years ago
74 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 603 2021/09/21 2 years ago
75 REALITY TV 2 612 2021/08/22 5 years ago
76 MISSED JOKE 2 582 2022/03/16 5 years ago
77 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 2 506 2021/08/20 4 years ago
78 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 1,025 2021/08/19 3 years ago
79 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 412 2021/08/19 2 years ago
80 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 396 2022/01/16 2 years ago
81 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 463 2022/03/16 5 years ago
82 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 777 2021/08/19 5 years ago
83 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 335 2022/01/14 3 years ago
84 MY EGO COERCED 2 304 2022/02/25 2 years ago
85 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,152 2021/08/20 5 years ago
86 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 2 532 2021/08/22 4 years ago
87 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,169 2021/08/19 4 years ago
88 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 2 359 2022/01/14 3 years ago
89 JILTED LOVER 2 1,697 2022/01/14 5 years ago
90 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 2 506 2022/01/21 5 years ago
91 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 1,079 2021/08/22 4 years ago
92 GOTH GIRL 2 1,145 2021/08/19 4 years ago
93 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 321 2022/02/23 3 years ago
94 STAG FILM 2 8,002 2022/06/09 6 years ago
95 LUNCH FOR A KING 2 634 2021/08/19 4 years ago
96 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 463 2022/01/17 4 years ago
97 THE RAT 3 521 2022/01/17 5 years ago
98 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 421 2022/01/16 5 years ago
99 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 420 2021/08/19 5 years ago
100 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 552 2021/08/19 5 years ago
101 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 2,501 2022/03/19 3 years ago
102 BOXER SHORTS 4 715 2021/08/19 5 years ago
103 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,223 2021/08/19 5 years ago
104 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 501 2021/08/19 5 years ago
105 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 1,063 2021/08/19 5 years ago
106 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 490 2022/01/14 5 years ago