CHOKE THE CHICKEN

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Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

 

Title Comments Views Updatedsort icon Posted
1 (I GOT) GOOSED BY TOMMY CHONG 1,580 2021/08/19 5 years ago
2 ADULT BOOKSTORE OF MY YOUTH 4,652 2021/08/19 5 years ago
3 A SCENE CHEECH & CHONG SHOULDA DONE 4 1,222 2021/08/19 5 years ago
4 (I DREAMED) I WAS STEWIE GRIFFIN'S FATHER 1,312 2021/08/19 5 years ago
5 TWIST MY ARMY, BABY 291 2021/08/19 2 years ago
6 STRIPPER IN PITTSBURGH 6 1,061 2021/08/19 5 years ago
7 NELSON MUNTZ FOR CLASS PRESIDENT 4 551 2021/08/19 5 years ago
8 MY ARTIST FRIEND BRUCE AND HIS EX WIFE 2 1,096 2021/08/19 5 years ago
9 A HAND IS A HAND IS A HAND 1 558 2021/08/19 5 years ago
10 BOXER SHORTS 4 713 2021/08/19 5 years ago
11 ANAL RETENTIVE FOOL 386 2021/08/19 2 years ago
12 YAKOV SMIRNOFF LOOKING S.O.B. 1 2,148 2021/08/19 6 years ago
13 WHO'S FOOLING WHO? 490 2021/08/19 2 years ago
14 PROSTITUTE PROSTATE TRICK 315 2021/08/19 3 years ago
15 CARVING FOREHEADS WITH A PLASTIC FORK 2 1,024 2021/08/19 3 years ago
16 SPARE THE ROD 2 564 2021/08/19 6 years ago
17 SCRATCHING MY ASS 2 411 2021/08/19 2 years ago
18 REVENGE OF THE NERDS 411 2021/08/19 2 years ago
19 THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND 4 419 2021/08/19 5 years ago
20 WE BEGIN BOMBING IN 5 MINUTES 2 776 2021/08/19 5 years ago
21 THINKING WITH MY DICK 345 2021/08/19 3 years ago
22 THANK YOU SIR MAY i HAVE ANOTHER? 318 2021/08/19 3 years ago
23 NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY RATS 1,209 2021/08/19 5 years ago
24 DISCIPLINE 1 775 2021/08/19 6 years ago
25 LAST TIME I BLEW OFF THE DEAD FOR A GIRL 382 2021/08/19 2 years ago
26 WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRUGS IN THE CAR 4 499 2021/08/19 5 years ago
27 CRACK ADDICT ON WELFARE 1 486 2021/08/19 6 years ago
28 "VOLARE" AD NAUSEUM 2 478 2021/08/19 5 years ago
29 NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION (OR SMOKING HASH IN AN OAKLAND HOTEL ROOM) 2 1,168 2021/08/19 4 years ago
30 AGING CZECH HOOKERS 505 2021/08/19 3 years ago
31 FORKLIFT OPERATOR 609 2021/08/19 3 years ago
32 THE DRUNK KAROAKE GIRL 1,237 2021/08/19 5 years ago
33 LUNCH FOR A KING 2 633 2021/08/19 4 years ago
34 POINDEXTER 266 2021/08/19 2 years ago
35 GOAL LINE STAND IN THE CARDBOARD BIN 545 2021/08/19 2 years ago
36 40 LBS BAGS OF ICE 1 558 2021/08/19 6 years ago
37 I’M NOT ANGRY! I’M DRUNK! 273 2021/08/19 2 years ago
38 GOTH GIRL 2 1,143 2021/08/19 4 years ago
39 TURD IN THE BOWL 2 391 2021/08/20 3 years ago
40 "ALICE COOPER LIVES" 2 450 2021/08/20 4 years ago
41 MEANINGLESS JOB 727 2021/08/20 4 years ago
42 STREAKING THRU THE LOBBY OF THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL 449 2021/08/20 2 years ago
43 SUBTLE BUTTERFLY 538 2021/08/20 3 years ago
44 BILLY CORGAN JOKES ASIDE 2 498 2021/08/20 4 years ago
45 SURREALISTIC ARTISTRY 2 505 2021/08/20 4 years ago
46 SWIMMING THRU A SEA OF ANGRY MUSLIMS 367 2021/08/20 2 years ago
47 TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS 429 2021/08/20 3 years ago
48 SIDE HUSTLE 2 1,151 2021/08/20 5 years ago
49 DISPLACED FROM HAUNTED FOREST 335 2021/08/20 3 years ago
50 H.P. LOVECRAFT NOVEL 2 531 2021/08/22 4 years ago
51 ROADSIDE DINER 292 2021/08/22 2 years ago
52 GOING TO NEW ORLEANS 1,193 2021/08/22 4 years ago
53 LASS FROM MANHATTAN 2 1,078 2021/08/22 4 years ago
54 REALITY TV 2 611 2021/08/22 5 years ago
55 POOPER SCOOPER 329 2021/08/22 2 years ago
56 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A PURPLE HOOTER? 348 2021/08/22 2 years ago
57 ENUNCIATE. BOB 2 291 2021/08/22 3 years ago
58 SHE SAID YEAH 2 330 2021/08/22 3 years ago
59 WHEN THE WRONG GIRL GETS PISSED OFF BY A DIRTY POEM 2 602 2021/09/21 2 years ago
60 JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE 270 2022/01/13 2 years ago
61 OF ITS OWN VOLITION 316 2022/01/13 2 years ago
62 SURVIVING THE LOBOTOMY 2 502 2022/01/14 4 years ago
63 HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS 9 489 2022/01/14 5 years ago
64 WHY THE HUMAN RACE IS UTTERLY CONDEMNED TO UNHAPPINESS 2 1,079 2022/01/14 3 years ago
65 STUMBLING DRUNK MEDIEVAL VILLAGES 2 407 2022/01/14 2 years ago
66 RANTER WITHOUT A CAUSE 2 358 2022/01/14 3 years ago
67 BONG HITS OF HASHISH 467 2022/01/14 3 years ago
68 RAT'S ASS 2 477 2022/01/14 5 years ago
69 IT AMAZES ME 2 1,830 2022/01/14 5 years ago
70 ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE 1 1,252 2022/01/14 5 years ago
71 BOTTLE OPENER 518 2022/01/14 3 years ago
72 GETTING HIGH WITH A PUBLIC DEFENDER AT A POETRY READING 2 333 2022/01/14 3 years ago
73 JILTED LOVER 2 1,694 2022/01/14 5 years ago
74 UNKIND FATE 1 1,374 2022/01/15 6 years ago
75 CEASEFIRE 462 2022/01/15 4 years ago
76 SALVATION & RIGHTEOUSNESS 4 420 2022/01/16 5 years ago
77 LES BELLE FILLES DU PARIS 463 2022/01/16 2 years ago
78 FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN 2 395 2022/01/16 2 years ago
79 COSMIC SABOTAGE 2 460 2022/01/17 4 years ago
80 LIMP AND A BOUNCE 2 398 2022/01/17 3 years ago
81 THE RAT 3 520 2022/01/17 5 years ago
82 WHILE I SLEEP IN CHAOS 456 2022/01/21 5 years ago
83 I WANTED HER 774 2022/01/21 6 years ago
84 DELAYED SEPTA TRAIN 2 505 2022/01/21 5 years ago
85 SLIP BETWEEN THE CRACKS 215 2022/02/17 2 years ago
86 TRUTH HURTS 459 2022/02/23 2 years ago
87 CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN 570 2022/02/23 6 years ago
88 HELL'S BELLS 465 2022/02/23 4 years ago
89 BEEN THRU THE MILL 2 320 2022/02/23 3 years ago
90 RUMORS AND RANDOM DISCOVERIES 2 286 2022/02/23 3 years ago
91 MY FINGERS MANIPULATE 334 2022/02/25 2 years ago
92 MY EGO COERCED 2 303 2022/02/25 2 years ago
93 HIGHWAY UNDERPASS 268 2022/03/04 3 years ago
94 MOON FLOATING AROUND 357 2022/03/04 3 years ago
95 TIED UP 2 435 2022/03/16 5 years ago
96 'TRANE PISSED HERE 2 637 2022/03/16 4 years ago
97 BLUE BIRD CRAPPING ON MY CAP 2 461 2022/03/16 5 years ago
98 MISSED JOKE 2 581 2022/03/16 5 years ago
99 TIGHT BLACK MINISKIRT 4 2,490 2022/03/19 3 years ago
100 CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG) 2 9,413 2022/03/19 5 years ago
101 OPTICAL ILLUSION 228 2022/03/19 2 years ago
102 I MISS RED FORMAN 995 2022/05/04 2 years ago
103 SHE NODS APPROVINGLY 2 529 2022/05/04 2 years ago
104 STAG FILM 2 7,973 2022/06/09 6 years ago
105 FAKE GODS 1,304 2022/10/16 3 years ago
106 FAKE ORGASM 4,136 2023/05/23 4 years ago