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"suicide hotline! may i take your order?... ok, sir... sir... i'm gonna need you to calm down for me... can you do that, sir?... sir... ok, then... how long ago did you read Schopenhauer?... less than a month?... it's worse than i thought... we get a lot of these... the Great Pessimist does it everytime... people think they can handle the 19th century German's thought... and maybe they can... until they can't, ya know what i mean?... ya ya ya... fancy book reader, blah blah blah... PhD candidate at a prestigious name-brand university... gimme a break, big guy... we're all dyin'... hello?... hello?... are you still there?... shit!... lost another one... i need this fuckin' job... it's either this or the newly constructed Amazon supermax fulfillment center gig... ... ... next caller... suicide hotline! may i take your order?"

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