I have a new girlfriend
I think she's really great
But there's one thing about her
That I really hate
She constantly complains
Believe me, I'm no liar
She always has a problem
With er..washer and dryer
I'm a thoughtful kind of guy
The kind anyone would admire
If it's a very hot day
I'll turn on the a/c so you won't perspire
But I must draw the line
My girlfriend's filling me with ire
She's a grown woman!
Why do I have to washer and dryer?
She has the power!
Take a shower!
Do the math!!
Take a bath!!