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The problem with Bert
There once was a man named Bert
With the ladies he loved to flirt
The problem with Bert was, you know
You'd never know when he would blow
Without warning Bert would start to spurt
One day Bert met a gal named Gertie
A gal who enjoyed acting dirty
Now, Berts' problem's resolved
How was it solved?
Gertie would squirt so that who wouldn't spurt?
He!
